Eat Your Vegetables

3D Power!

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:02:00 -0400

Have you ever right-clicked on something, clicked “Inspect Element,” and hit 3D view?

Make the Most of It

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:18:00 -0500

   Ever since my Pyramid Head helm incapacitated my right arm — which is my dominant arm — on the 4th of this month, I’ve obviously been having to do most tasks with my left. And while that is a rather inconvenient setback (and has caused quite a bit of grief), over the course of that time, I’ve been becoming quite proficient with the use of the sidekick limb I always just took for granted.
   As an artist, I value my right arm to bring my mind’s world to life. But with that in a bind for the time being, my left has shown surprising ability to put forth quality as good as it’s twin, just in greater length of time. The same is applying to handwriting as well, although it seems to be a bit more difficult a task to conquer. I can, however, sign my signature quite efficiently and rather attractively (most of the time).
   I believe I can honestly say that just in this short amount of time, I’m nearly adept in the art of ambidextrosity. Oh what good injury can bring.

I love this work. It’s simple, yet sends an inexplicable...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:55:06 -0500

I love this work. It’s simple, yet sends an inexplicable sense of fear into the viewer.

I can imagine these dark, ethereal entities, varying in size and geometric form, materializing in remote areas, usually just for brief periods of time — a few seconds to a few minutes, slowly drifting, a low, soft, steady hum emanating from their ghostly, featureless, vibrating forms.
They neither harm nor aid, they just seem to use our world as a gateway to another realm, or perhaps accidentally find themselves in ours and eventually find their way back out in a puff of black fog.

lunartes: Prank idea: Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the...

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 04:05:28 -0500

lunartes:

Prank idea: Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he’s freaking out.

Or go up in the rafters and pour neon green paint on him. Even better if he’s in on the joke and and everyone’s freaking out as he’s disintegrating.

It’s really quite difficult describe to you how much...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 03:20:44 -0500

It’s really quite difficult describe to you how much I’m in love with this. The attention to detail and inclusion of every realistic element is something that just captures me. It’s almost as if this is tilt shift photography — especially the third-to-last photo; dat sunbeam. I guess if you can’t have an actual hangar full of beautiful mechs, make the best out of a miniaturized rendition.
The amount of envy flowing through my veins right now should be causing a fatal overdose. I want this set. I want it so bad I’ll put an assassin on Santa if he doesn’t deliver.

Sorry kids >:/

This was part of a photoshoot done at the Carolina Games Summit...

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 02:53:00 -0500

This was part of a photoshoot done at the Carolina Games Summit 2013 by Jayce Williams of me in my Pyramid Head cosplay. Most fun part about the whole con, and Jayce is such a cool guy and a fantastic photographer (as you can see.) It was so much fun, and made every bit of the costume work worthwhile just for that day!

These are the almighty Poop Dice that rarely ever roll below 10...

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 04:49:12 -0500

These are the almighty Poop Dice that rarely ever roll below 10 and help me demolish snarky challengers, make them fall from trees, and lodge throwing axes into their skulls. And also shish kabob wolves up the ass with arrows.

Rest well. You will be avenged and your work will continue.

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 01:40:00 -0500

Rest well. You will be avenged and your work will continue.:

Please sign this petition

I usually roll my eyes at quizzes, but these questions were irresistible.

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 02:48:00 -0500

sildargod:

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
   -Showtek: “Dutchie”

   -Clive King & Xzellar: “Evolution Leaps FWD”

   -Coone: “Million Miles”

   -A-Lusion: “Talk Iz Tomorrow (Second Identity Remix)”

   -Zatox: “Andromeda”

   -DJ Isaac: “Bitches”

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

   Sir David Attenborough

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“roundings. Never a competent navigator, I could only guess vaguely by the sun” - “Dagon,” from H.P. Lovecraft, The Complete Fiction.

4) What do you think about most?

    My boyfriend, closely followed by cars, sportbikes, and mecha.

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

My phone is out of service right now.

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

    I’m very fond of my robot pajamas.

7) What’s your strangest talent?

    Hm. I’d have to think about that one. I can do a few weird things.

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)

    Girls: Are conniving, manipulative, duplicitous, captious, temperamental, high-maintenance, onerous beings. Mostly. We moldbreakers do exist.

    Boys: Are despotic, territorial, supercilious, confrontational, pretentious Neanderthals. Mostly. There are, I think though, more genuine men than women. This is coming from a woman.

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

    Yes.

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
    Probably yesterday

11) Do you have any strange phobias?
    Trypophobia :/

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

     Who hasn’t?

13) What’s your religion?

     I am strongly atheistic.

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

     Looking for wildlife — insects and snakes, mostly.

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

     I love my Canon Rebel

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

     Lemon Jelly

17) What was the last lie you told?

     Yes.

18) Do you believe in karma?

     My link vs. comment karma is pretty good ;)

19) What does your URL mean?
   It’s a horrible disorder of the spine.

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

     S: Animals. Tempt me with their cuteness or threaten me with their pain and I will buckle.

    W: Humor and quick wittedness

21) Who is your celebrity crush?

    DJ Shadow

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

     Yes.

23) How do you vent your anger?

     With humorous art.

24) Do you have a collection of anything?

     Can tabs and bar codes. I have multi thousands of each.

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

     Video.

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

     For the most part.

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

     Hate: PEOPLE FUCKING CHEWING AND SMACKING THEIR FUCKING FOOD LIKE A PIG. STOP THAT SHIT.

     Love: Sportbike and powerful car engines. Guhhhh *melt*

28) What’s your biggest “what if”?

     What if medical science turns against us in the future, and all of our antibacterial and vaccination efforts will have only made bacteria and viruses overwhelmingly powerful?

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

     Still not quite sure on ghosts. Had a few strange, unexplained encounters and sights. Aliens exist whether you like it or not. The universe is filled with life.

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

    What direction? Only contact I’ll be making wither way would be my tower, monitor, and speakers.

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

    My stank-ass dog lying next to me. <3

32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

     My mind during a bad trip.

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?

     Depends on where you are in either.

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

     Singer? I don’t know. I’m what you’d call a hipster I guess. My music often either requires hairy, bearded growlers, or electronic sampled voices.

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

     Life, in my definition, is not as exquisite as we give it the impression. I believe it is more of a universal virus or bacteria, infecting planets unfortunate enough to be able to support it, effectively causing them to die much faster than they would naturally. Life (not just humanity) is constantly growing stronger, depleting the planet of its resources, and expediting the processes of its formation cycle, destroying its atmosphere, land, and liquid (if present).

36) Define Art.

     Art is the sensually perceptible manifestation of the contents of the mind.

37) Do you believe in luck?

     No.

38) What’s the weather like right now?

     Cold, mostly clear, partly cloudy.

39) What time is it?

     1:13 a.m.

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

     Yes; I’ve had a few experience, albeit they never involved another driver. I have Top Gear to thank for showing me how to powerslide, which saved my life.

41) What was the last book you read?

     My collection of H.P. Lovecraft.

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

     It’s perfume.

43) Do you have any nicknames?

     Ghost, Crunch (high school), Peas(gamer tag)

44) What was the last movie you saw?

     In the theater? Silent Hill 2 (big mistake for SH fans >:/ )

45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

     I slipped backwards onto the uprooted nub of a broken, rusty tetherball pole when I was about 7, and it lodged about half an inch into my left asscheek.

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

     Quite a few. Scooped up a handful from a migrating flight of Tigerswallows on a camping trip.

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

     Mecha, sportbikes, and cars.

48) What’s your sexual orientation?

     Pansexual, male pref.

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

     That’s a retarded fucking question, I’m sorry. Who hasn’t?

50) Do you believe in magic?

     OOH, are we in Pyroland? :’D

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

     For a little. If someone shows genuine repent and a desire for rectitude, I cannot deny them such.

52) What is your astrological sign?

     Pisces.

53) Do you save money or spend it?

    Save everything I can and only spend when necessary.

54) What’s the last thing you purchased?

     Fallout 3 for my boyfriend as a Christmas present.

55) Love or lust?

     Tragic are the days when one would ever choose lust over love.

56) In a relationship?

    Lovingly so.

57) How many relationships have you had?

     Five.

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

     No, but I wish I could. I could have a much larger bifurcation.

59) Where were you yesterday?

    Is this an interrogation?

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

    That’s a negative, Ghost Rider.

61) Are you wearing socks right now?

    I’m never seen without them.

62) What’s your favorite animal?

     Tardigrades, mofugga. Ultimate living machines.

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

    My usage of memes/obscure references/general nerdage, and sarcastic wit in speech.

64) Where is your best friend?

    Not sure. He managed to slip out of his tracking collar.

65) Spit or swallow?(;

    Spitting is just rude.

66) What is your heritage?

     German, Swedish, and Irish. Damn, do I love beer.

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

     Playing Team Fortress 2, I swear, Officer.

68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?

     Whatever yours is.

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

     You do ask a lot of obvious yes questions. I’m the only person I’ve been seeing for more than a year.

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

     I’d like to say so.

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

     There are other jobs. I will -never- leave an animal to die. No matter how small.

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

    a) Hell yeah. You don’t get anything done if you don’t tell people.

    b) Take me to Yves Rossy. I’m wearing his wings and flying alongside fighter jets.

    c) I don’t fear death.

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

     Love never comes without trust, you ignoramus.

74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

     Lemon Jelly: “A Tune for Jack.” I dare you not to smile.

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

7071, but it’s no use because I don’t have service lololololol

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

     Communication above all. If you can’t talk to each other openly about issues and bottle them up, there will be future problems.

     Trust one another and learn to accept each other for who they are. People WILL have flaws. Successful, marriage-bound relationships find one another beautiful for everything that makes them up.

77) How can I win your heart?

     Love animals, everything science, don’t be religious, love a huge variety of music — especially techno (and especially hardstyle :E), love the outdoors, camping, and the simple pleasures. Also be a kinky motherfucker.

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

    Studies show that mental institution patients have strikingly more creative and insightful minds than the average person.

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

     Not committing suicide.

80) What size shoes do you wear?

     11 women’s, 9-9 1/2 men’s.

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

     I’d prefer not to have one.

82) What is your favorite word?

     I’d have to say I’ve become quite fond of kyphoscoliosis, however, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a great one. It’s the fear of long words :)

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

     Heart: a hollow, pumplike organ of blood circulation, composed mainly of rhythmically contractile smooth muscle, located in the chest between the lungs and slightly to the left and consisting of four chambers: a right atrium that receives blood returning from the body via the superior and inferior vena cavae, a right ventricle that pumps the blood through the pulmonary artery to the lungs for oxygenation, a left atrium that receives the oxygenated blood via the pulmonary veins and passes it through the mitral valve, and a left ventricle that pumps the oxygenated blood, via the aorta, throughout the body.

84) What is a saying you say a lot?

     It’s not a matter of where he grips it, it’s a simple matter of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut.

85) What’s the last song you listened to?

     The Navigator: “Another Shout”

86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?

     Neon green and black, respectively.

87) What is your current desktop picture?

     The Sombrero Galaxy.

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

     Anyone? I’m sorry, there are FAR too many people I’d eradicate. Earth would be better off by billions.

89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

     “What thoughts run through your head daily?”

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

    Who the hell talks about mummies anymore? Or ever did? What is this shit? I guess if it happened I’d flip my shit and grab my machete.

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

     Only the best kind of vegetables. I’ll be super OP here and say the ability to control mass at an atomic level. That means I could literally craft whatever I wanted from anything by making molecules from the surrounding elements, or destroy my targets by ripping them apart at the atom.

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

     Fuck your half-hour. My 2-week camping trip with my English (now ex) boyfriend were the best, most memorable moments of my life, and probably always will be.

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

     My high school bus driver. The whole 4 years of dealing with that motherfucker twice a day.

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

     DJ Shadow @_@

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

     New Zealand

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
     I’m sure somewhere down the line.

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

     Yeah, but not all over it.

98) Ever been on a plane?

     Yes.

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

     There is no God. Man created God, because we are a species that requires guidance. As simple earth wanderers, evolving Neanderthals did not have answers for the existence of elements such as fire, the Sun, stars, or weather. In their growing minds, they fabricated magical beings who created these things and told stories to their people.

    Thousands of years pass, and races all over the world have come to believe these stories to be true, as they’ve been told for generations and have been permanently recorded.

    Thousands of years still, today, this primitive tradition is practiced, when our highly advanced minds have come to scientific realization and understanding to a remarkable degree. Entire people cling to books and scriptures for their life guidance and are confused when their prayers are not answered and constantly change their ideals when they don’t work.

Science changes and grows with new discovery and intelligent realization through diligent study and observation. It evolves as everything else has done, and only brings us closer to the truth of life, away from the confinement of ancient, indoctrinating, adulterated pages.

They're Made of Meat

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 20:52:58 -0500

They're Made of Meat:

I’m in tears…

I know of so much mindmeltingly strange and warped gay fetish...

Sat, 22 Dec 2012 17:11:15 -0500

I know of so much mindmeltingly strange and warped gay fetish material, it would probably get me institutionalized.

did-you-kno: Source No shit, I actually have this. I...

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:41:00 -0500

did-you-kno:

Source

No shit, I actually have this. I can’t run or do any excessive cardio, or my trachea collapses.

Anaerobic is fine, though, so I’m not just a lazy-ass.

Unbeatable deal!

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:53:13 -0500

Unbeatable deal!

arystar: peachskull: windwave: goingloco: jingjang: me...

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 15:14:22 -0500

arystar:

peachskull:

windwave:

goingloco:

jingjang:

me 2

Guilty.

Robots <3

ye

Accurate

Whoever made this is in my head. I’m sorry if you’re talking to me. I’m thinking about robots :I

If I’m ever a taxi driver and get to choose my car…

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 19:48:36 -0500

If I’m ever a taxi driver and get to choose my car…

fuckyeahtattoos: This is the silhouette of a cedar tree I did...

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 21:57:06 -0500

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is the silhouette of a cedar tree I did on a client, which is by far one of my favorite pieces. He came in with no payment except an amazing long bow he had hand carved himself, as well as a flint-knapped arrowhead. Of course I’d do the tattoo! I think this tattoo symbolizes what our culture is getting back to, the trading of art and relationships, exactly what our world needs. Done by Emily Kaul at Forbidden Tattoo, in Portland Oregon

Coolest tattoo story ever.

Everyone likes candy on Halloween. Why should insects be any...

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 03:56:00 -0400

Everyone likes candy on Halloween. Why should insects be any different? It was pretty cold outside, and there were five hornets on my porch, trying so hard to find a place to keep warm. They’d probably lost their nest in the heavy winds we’d had and sought refuge there. They were so lethargic from the cold, the last thing they would want to do is waste energy on aggression. They happily accepted my gift of honey, eagerly munching away at the droplets with their mandibles, even walking around on my hand and sleeve in search of more. They excitedly crawled up when I came back with more and reached out with begging, waggling front legs to get a grip on my finger. I felt like I’d done a service :3
Such adorable, sweet, misunderstood creatures. It was so tickly~

No matter how you carved your pumpkins for Halloween,...

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 13:49:17 -0400

No matter how you carved your pumpkins for Halloween, they’ll never be as cool as this.

So I made my first video ever the other day, and I’m...

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 15:09:02 -0400

So I made my first video ever the other day, and I’m pretty happy with it.

Hope you like it as much as I enjoyed making it.

Meet your new president, everyone.

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 00:53:45 -0400

Meet your new president, everyone.